January 26 - "Insurance"

WOMAN

I would kill anyone that works at Geico. Like, if i found out that, like, let’s say Chuck just got a job at Geico, not only would I break up with him, but I would murder him. I’d figure out a way. Now, that doesn’t mean I would hunt down anyone that works at Geico. But if someone who worked at Geico came to me, they’d be dead. That’s just how I feel.

INSURANCE AGENT

Well, I’m sorry you feel that way.

WOMAN

I just hate the Gekko.

INSURANCE AGENT

What about Gordon Gekko?

WOMAN

I like Gordon Gekko. The Character. He was a ruthless businessman. Is that how you’re gonna be like?

INSURANCE AGENT

Insurance is a cutthroat business.

WOMAN

Oh yeah? How cut throat?

INSURANCE AGENT

How cut throat do you want it to be?

WOMAN

I can handle it. I can handle anything.

INSURANCE AGENT

Can you?

WOMAN

Oh yes.

INSURANCE AGENT

Can you?

WOMAN

I can!

INSURANCE AGENT

I can’t hear you!

WOMAN

I can handle anything!

INSURANCE AGENT

Good. You’re hired.