Tuesday, February 2, 2010

February 2 - "Seeing Shadows"

A cave. Prehistoric times.

A caveman and his wife awaken. They step outside the cave. It is snowing. They see their shadow.

Caveman: I guess there's six more weeks of winter.

Cavewoman: I hate snow. Time to shovel.

Caveman: I don't want to shovel.

Cavewoman: Well I have a bad back.

Caveman: Fine, I'll shovel.

She goes back into the house.

Caveman: Fucking women.

She returns with a shovel, hands it to him. He grabs it, starts shoveling.

Monday, February 1, 2010

February 1 - "Sniffing Duster Kills You"

A junkie sniffs a can of duster.

He dies.

His mother walks in.

She screams.

Blackout.